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Post by headmistress on Dec 16, 2005 17:40:43 GMT
;DApparently the Express and Echo rang my home today to announce I have won the Wiggy book. :DFantastic. :'(IDH's CD is stuck in my school laptop - i'm gonna be in so much trouble if I can't get it out before Monday. Can't even open it to drool over the piccies. (Where is our ICT technician when you need him....) By the way, please tell me the above ad is blurred....  |
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Post by Nevs on Dec 16, 2005 18:38:36 GMT
Excellant that you won Headmistress-When are they coming to photograph you receiving the prize? ;D Im going to email Martin Downer right now and insist they do. Edit -Just phoned him to stitch you up and he aint in until Sunday-Got to get your pic in the paper Headmistress-Will keep working on it ;D ;D Umm no the advert isnt blurred.....Its just my crap scanner combined with my photo editing facilities-whereas the Express and Echo one came direct from them as a jpeg and you lose definition on the software I use when saving as a jpeg of a certain size ;D It is an absolutely brilliant dvd though. Dont be so picky-This household is hardly jam packed of top range spec David Bailey type equipment Im afraid  And what were you doing abusing school property that we all pay our taxes for for your own pleasure anyway? Shouldnt you have been sorting next terms timetable or doing something slightly more constructive with your time?-unless you were trying to convert colleagues to speedway which would be more acceptable and palatable  .  |
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Post by idh on Dec 16, 2005 22:30:06 GMT
Congrats on winning the Prize Headmistress
Don't worry if you can't recover the CD Let me know and i will let you have another CD
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Post by Nevs on Dec 16, 2005 23:52:35 GMT
I think she may be a bit more concerned about the schools laptop that was illegally used Ian, and she risks detention when they next plug it in for a chemistry lesson and up pops Seemond Stephens ;D ;D |
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Post by idh on Dec 17, 2005 7:21:44 GMT
Nevs I’m sure she will have a rational explanation.
If not here are some you could use headmistress just in case.
1. Languages: - Czech; French; English; Cornish: of course accompanied by a photo of a foreign national who happens to be a speedway rider:
2. Chemistry: - Methanol:
3. Maths: - 1 Lap; 2 Lap; 3 Lap; 4 Lap (How to count): How to calculate when a Tactical Substitute may be used; How to calculate Match Averages:
4. Geography: - The Contours of the County Ground and how to negotiate them; Location of the County Ground and how to get there (then they can translate the answer into French) the effect of water on the track:
5. Mechanical Engineering: - How a speedway bike works. Magnetism (Starting gate principle):
6. Recognition of Flags: - Last lap flag; Chequered Flag; Exclusion Flag Etc.
7. How to draw up general Rules and Laws (if you get a really good answer to this please forward to the BSPA):
8. History;- 75 years of the County Ground ( This excuse can also be used if you jam up the drive with the ‘End of Era’ DVD:
That’s only a few I’m sure she will be ok Nevs no problem
Hope this helps you Headmistress ;D
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Post by headmistress on Dec 17, 2005 21:22:06 GMT
Nevs - if Martin Downer asks - I am out from Sunday ...onwards....last time I was in the press/TV I was leading a horse off the winning line at Chepstow and didn't make page 3 then, so twenty years on; forget it!
On a more important note (!) I have managed to release IDH's CD!
But - device manager informs me that drive is (according to my tecihie son) b******d). Ooops... Luckily still under warranty, so should be OK. However, still to wallow in the sadness/pride of the CD though. Might use son's PC instead, if allowed....
Thank you IDH for your suggestions for the National
Curriculum - I'll put it to our next Leadership meeting!
Brilliant suggestions; wish I could convert a few - all footballers/cricketers though.
Appreciate your replies - raised a big smile this end!
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Post by Nevs on Dec 17, 2005 23:37:42 GMT
But - device manager informs me that drive is not working very well). So you are the snobbier Exeter forum version of Little Britain now as well  Quote Headmistress "Device manager informs me that drive is not working very well." Quote Little Britain "Computer says no"  My goodness me -you have added some class to this den of inequity this season Headmistress |
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Post by Nevs on Dec 18, 2005 0:33:38 GMT
On a more important note I have managed to release IDH's CD! You got your own record label and signed him up as well? You are multi talented!!!! Whats it called and whens it due to be released? IDH's cover version of Five stars "slightest touch- and you are back 15 metres radio edit remix"? Bit late for Xmas number 1 though I fear. X factor for you next year IDH by the sounds of it  -Sharon Osbourne has nothing on our Headmistress by the sounds of it.-Dont let her push you into a deal-you could be the next Val Doonigan Ian-Otherwise Craig could possibly remix it into a dance version for the younger market -Dont sign anything until the next forum meet up on Jan 30th |
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Post by idh on Dec 18, 2005 15:27:52 GMT
Never thought of it Nevs. Going to take your advice wont sign anything until I've seen you on Jan 30, you can check the small print for me , (wanta be my agent?  ) Headmistress is at it on the main forum trying to act as agent for Pavel "Pavel has shown he can score the points - he is still young and hungry - all the more reason for his average to improve. He definitely has the capability - obviously a rider that rides well on confidence and encouragement. He did a sterling job for the Falcons last year. Also, more than competent for the Trelawny Tigers. Just needs the right base to do a solid job. Never stops trying. Deserves a second string berth next year.
End of reference! " seems like an end of term report to me Teachers salary must be bad. What commission do you thinks she's on Nevs? |
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Post by idh on Dec 18, 2005 15:31:50 GMT
Headmistress how about an end of season report on all the riders? (in the mode of a school report) You've got loads of time on a Monday night now.
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-Sharon Osbourne has nothing on our Headmistress by the sounds of it.-Dont let her push you into a deal-you could be the next Val Doonigan Ian-Otherwise Craig could possibly remix it into a dance version for the younger market 
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